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Philosophers of the Past Century

Post by LovelyLadyLux » Sat Jul 08, 2017 4:25 am

Philosophers of the Past Century
  ~ Jean Kerr...
The only reason they say " Women and children first" is to test the strength of the lifeboats.

~ Prince Philip...
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

~ Emo Philips...
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

~ Harrison Ford...
Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.

~ Spike Milligan...
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.

~ Jean Rostand...
Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror.

~  Arnold Schwarzenegger...
Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars , but I was just as happy when I had 48 million.

~ WH Auden...
We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.

~ Johnny Carson...
If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.

~ Warren Tantum... (School photo album).
I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical.

~ Steve Martin...
Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.

~ Jimmy Durante...
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.

~ Doug Hanwell...
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric.

~ George Roberts...
The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.

~ Jonathan Winters...
If God had intended us to fly , he would have made it easier to get to the airport.

~ Robert Benchley...
I have kleptomania and when it gets bad, I take something for it.

~ John Glenn...
As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind : every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.

~ David Letterman...
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.

~ Howard Hughes...
I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Dammit, I'm a billionaire.

~ Old Italian proverb...
After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.

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Re: Philosophers of the Past Century

Post by Horus » Sat Jul 08, 2017 9:40 am

Some very true words :up

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