Modern Marriage

[LovelyLadyLux]

Daddy, I am coming home to get married soon. Get out your check book!

I’m in love with a boy who lives far away from me. You know, I’m like living in Australia now, right? And he lives in Scotland. We met on a
dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whats App, he proposed to me on Skype, and now we’ve had a two-month
relationship through Viber! So romantic, can you stand it?!

My beloved and the best Dad of all time, I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding! Lots of love and thanks, from your
favorite daughter.

Lilly

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Dad’s reply:

My dear Lilly, like wow! Really? Cool! Whatever! I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon,
and pay for it all through Paypal. And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on Ebay.

Daddy