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Association of Retired People

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Association Of Retired People



Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore under fiction.


Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live.



Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.


Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?

A: Take off your glasses.



Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.


Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.


Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.


Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?

A: On their foreheads.


Q: Leading cause of diminished sex drive among senior citizens ?

A: Nudity


Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?

A: "Gosh, I remember these!"


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Re: Association of Retired People

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So true! :lol:
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