IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE

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IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE

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[face=Comic Sans MS][shadow=gold]IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN[/shadow][/face]

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you
sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Sauvignon Blanc

Sauvignon Blanc is the safe, natural way to feel better and more
confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to
do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Sauvignon almost immediately and with a
regime of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you
from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a
thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you
had.

Stop hiding and start living.

Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or
becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of
money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,
headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play
all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister!

WARNINGS: -

* The consumption of Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
* The consumption of Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Sauvignon may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
* The consumption of Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

Please feel free to share this important information with as many women
as you feel may benefit!

Now Just Imagine What You Could Achieve With a good Merlot!!!

:P


A day without laughter is a day wasted :lol: ;)

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Or a good Shiraz :) :lol:
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:lol::lol::lol::lol: It can also make your clothes fall off unexpectedly.
"A man who has had a bull by the tail once has learned 60 or 70 times as much as a man who hasn't."
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:lol: :lol: :lol: @ PR
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