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A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Tenderflake, Oh Tenderflake !
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> Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Sir, the Tenderflake is in aisle 3.'
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> The old guy replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my wife. She's in here somewhere'
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> The clerk is astonished.
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> 'Your wife's name is Tenderflake?'
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> The old guy answers, 'Oh no, no, no. I only call her that when we're out in public'
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> 'I see,' said the clerk.
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> 'What do you call her at home?'
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> 'Lard ass.'
A husband Dave and his wife, Anne, were driving home one very cold night in Wisconsin, when Anne yells at him to stop the car. Anne jumps out and picks up a little bundle that was laying in the road....