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 Post subject: Husband and Wife
PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 11:05 pm  |  Posted from: Canada
  

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A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Tenderflake, Oh Tenderflake !
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> Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Sir, the Tenderflake is in aisle 3.'
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> The old guy replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my wife. She's in here somewhere'
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> The clerk is astonished.
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> 'Your wife's name is Tenderflake?'
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> The old guy answers, 'Oh no, no, no. I only call her that when we're out in public'
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> 'I see,' said the clerk.
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> 'What do you call her at home?'
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> 'Lard ass.'


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 Post subject: Re: Husband and Wife
PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 12:57 pm  |  Posted from: United Kingdom
  

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:lol: :lol: nice one :up I assume that Tenderflake is a brand name for a lard product over in Canada?

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 Post subject: Re: Husband and Wife
PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 6:24 pm  |  Posted from: Canada
  

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Yes "Tenderflake" is a brand name for lard.


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 Post subject: Re: Husband and Wife
PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2016 1:36 pm  |  Posted from: United Kingdom
  

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:lol: :lol:

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