Heaven and the little old lady

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Heaven and the little old lady

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An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams.

"Don't worry about that," says St Peter, "it's only someone having the holes put into her shoulderblades for wings."

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams.

"Oh my God,"says the old lady, "now what is happening?"

"Not to worry," says St Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo."

"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell."

"You can't go there,"says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and sodomized."

"Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes drilled for that.


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You are incorrigible LLL :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Heaven and the little old lady

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:lol: :lol: so she is
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Re: Heaven and the little old lady

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Yeah I am - incorrigible that is :)
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Thats disgusting . . thankyou, sharing .. haaaa haaaaaaa
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What can I say - I try! :))) :)))
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