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Please find below my suggestion for fixing Britain's economy. Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan :
There are about 20 million people over 50 in the work force. - Pay them £1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Twenty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new British CAR. Twenty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.
4) They must send their kids to school / college /university - Crime rate fixed
5) Buy £50 of alcohol / tobacco a week there's your money back in duty / tax etc
It can't get any easier than that!
P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back there falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances.
Like many Egyptians, I was looking forward to your government’s attempt to implement its decision to close down shops at 10pm, out of the sheer comic value it would’ve presented. I set...
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I have to admit when I first sterted to read I thought Who2 was dabbling on E4U.
Seriously I had the same thought as whomever the writer is has an excellent grasp of English and much more of a...
A reminder that one word in the English language that can be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb and preposition.
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This is a cut and paste letter in the NY Times. Dunno who wrote it and while it focuses on the Trump/Obama, Republican/Democrat, right/left issues I found it interesting so thought I'd share. It also...
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The right, the totally politically correct, those who have taken the extreme and are willing to scream outloud and trash whatever when they don't get their way combined with a President who favored...
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