The taxi ride

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The taxi ride

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Three drunk guys get into a taxi. The taxi driver immediately realizes they're drunk so he turns the taxi on for a few minutes, idles and then shuts the engine off announcing they've arrived at their destination.

The first drunk pays him some money, the second drunk says "Thank You" but the third drunk slaps him. The taxi driver was shocked and figured the third drunk knew what he did but when he asked "What did you do that for?"

The third drunk replied, "Next time mind your speed. You nearly killed us all!"


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Re: The taxi ride

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