Philosophers of this Century
~ John Glenn...
As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind -
every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
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~David Letterman...
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the
population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon
landing was faked.
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~ Howard Hughes...
I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. God dammit, I'm a billionaire.
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~ Old Italian proverb...
After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
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~ Jean Kerr...
The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the
strength of the lifeboats.
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Zsa Zsa Gabor...
I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither
would take out the garbage.
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Jeff Foxworthy...
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your
car doesn't.
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Prince Philip...
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or
a new wife.
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~ Emo Philips...
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at
kickboxing.
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~ Harrison Ford...
Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.
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~ Spike Milligan...
The best cure for Sea Sickness, is to sit under a tree.
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~ Robin Hall...
Lawyers believe a person is innocent until proven broke.
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~ Jean Rostand...
Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror.
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~ Arnold Schwarzenegger...
Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million
dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.
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~ WH Auden...
We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are
here for, I have no idea.
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Jonathan Katz...
In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the
furniture naked.
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~ Johnny Carson...
If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators
would be dead.
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~ Warren Tantum... (School photo album).
I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical.
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~ Steve Martin...
Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a
man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.
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~ Jimmy Durante...
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.
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~ George Roberts...
The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.
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~ Jonathan Winters...
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport.
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