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Truck Driver & 2 Mexicans

Post by LovelyLadyLux »

Two Mexicans are riding a bicycle on a road about 15 miles outside of Lafayette , LA.

One of the bike's tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift back into town. A friendly

trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask him for a ride. He tells them

they can ride in the trailer if they could fit in with 20,000 bowling balls he is hauling.

They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and the driver shuts

the doors and gets on his way. Wanting to make up time the trucker speeds up. Sure

enough a blonde cop pulls him over for speeding. The officer asks the driver what he is

carrying, to which the driver jokingly replies "Mexican eggs."

The Blond Lady Cop obviously doesn't believe this so she takes a look in the trailer. She

opens the back door and shocked, quickly shuts it and locks it. She calls for immediate

backup from headquarters, the Border Patrol and the Swat Team. The dispatcher asks

what emergency she has that requires so many officers. "I stopped a Tractor-Trailer with

20,000 Mexican eggs in it... two have hatched and they've already stolen a bicycle."

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Re: Truck Driver & 2 Mexicans

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:lol: :lol:

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