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Specialty Doctors

Post by LovelyLadyLux »

The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist


Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that,
in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together
to share office space and personnel in Point Pleasant Beach, NJ.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist. They put
up a sign reading: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors. The
town council was livid and insisted they change it.

The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids. This, also, was
not acceptable; so they again changed the sign to read Catatonics and High
Colonics - a no go.

Next, they tried Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives - thumbs down again.

Then came Minds and Behinds - still no good.

Another attempt resulted in Lost Souls and Butt Holes - unacceptable, again!

So they tried Nuts and Butts - no way!

Freaks and Cheeks - still no good.

Loons and Moons - forget it.

Almost at their wits' ends, the docs finally came up with: Dr. Smith and
Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends.


Everybody loved it.


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:lol: :lol: well thought out
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:lol: :lol:
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:up :lol: :lol:
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