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Prince C

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GO NAVY!!!!!






Prince Charles









Prior to her wedding to Prince Charles, Camilla bought a new pair of
shoes which got increasingly tighter & tighter as the day went on.
That night after the festivities were finally over, she & Charles had
retired back to their room. Camilla flopped on the bed and said,
"Please remove my shoes darling, my feet are killing one."

Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour
but it would not budge.

"Harder", yelled Camilla.

"Harder?", Charles yelled back, "I'm trying darling! But it's just so
bloody tight!"

"Come on give it all you've got", she cried.

Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla
exclaimed, "Oh God, that feels so good"'

In their bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Phillip and
said, "See, I told you she would still be a virgin with a face like that!"

Meanwhile, back in the other bedroom, Charles was attempting to remove
the other shoe when he cried out, "Oh God darling, this one's even tighter"

At which point Prince Phillip turned and said to the Queen, "That's my
boy; once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"


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Re: Prince C

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