Sayings from the Old Philosopher

[LovelyLadyLux]

SOME THOUGHTS FROM THE OLD PHILOSOPHER

Birds of a feather flock together. . .and then DIVE BOMB your car.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have become really good friends.

The easiest way to find something you lost somewhere around the house is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL?

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of children’s middle names are so they can tell when they are really in deep doo-doo.

Did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together they spell 'Theirs...'

Ageing: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've travelled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

One of the many things no one tells you about ageing is that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah yes, being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable.

LORD, PLEASE KEEP YOUR ARM AROUND MY SHOULDER AND YOUR HAND OVER MY MOUTH. . .

AMEN!

[Kiya]

Yeah! I did No 4 the other week