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Post by LovelyLadyLux »

Gardening

A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her
tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a
gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red
tomatoes.

The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"

The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato
garden naked in my trench coat and flash them. My tomatoes turn red from
blushing so much."

Well, the woman was so impressed; she decided to try doing the same thing to
her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she
flashed her garden hoping for the best.

One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how
did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"

No", she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."



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:lol: :lol:
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Sorry but can someone please explain :)

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I think you'll have to ask the other guys for an explanation BB! ;)

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Bearded Brian wrote:Sorry but can someone please explain :)
Yeah, right! Innocent you aint! :grin:

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:angel: - - - :))) - - - :))) - - - :)))

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