What a REAL Woman Does (for her man)!!!

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What a REAL Woman Does (for her man)!!!

Post by LovelyLadyLux »

A real woman is a man's best friend.

She will never stand him up and never let him down.

She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. ...................................



No, wait ... Sorry ... I'm thinking of beer.

That's what beer does.

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Why thankyou LLL, that sure explains a lot - - :) :) :) - :br:
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:lol: :lol: Rings a few bells :roll:
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Post by BillH »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

As I was reading that and looking across at my long suffering wife thinking to myself... Hmmmmm...
Lucky I got to the last line before I decided to call her over and take a look at your post..

I Knew it was too good to be true 8)
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