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A light-hearted section of Jokes - Text Games - Only In Egypt Photos and Videos - Brainteasers and General Fun Stuff to while away the spare minutes of your day.
I was at an A.T.M. yesterday.
A little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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Statistically, six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy.
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My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 am.
Can you believe that! 2:30 am?
Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes.
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The wife was counting all the nickels and dimes out
on the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry
and started shouting and crying for no reason.
I thought to myself, "She's going through the change."
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An East Indian fellow has moved in next door. He has
traveled the world, has swum with sharks, has wrestled
bears and climbed the highest mountain.
It came as no surprise to learn his name was "Bindair Dundat".
Hell, who cares for those old men at the Legion bar,
That talk so silly of past wars fought afar?
They all sound like heroes as they display a scar
And who doff their medals most look like a...
So what are you doing today?
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A bit like the weather section, but put in here what you are doing today. :up
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Didn't rain here today and around midday I got ready to go out. The next door neighbor was outside and had his dog tied so that she was on a wire but could get over as far as my front door. First...
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I have a friend in the USA who, as a retired nurse, took to rescuing dogs. She was rather breed specific and mostly took in the larger hounds. She had no specific reason other than she loved them,...
