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As you get Older

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AS YOU GET OLDER YOU REALIZE:


#1 - I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.

#2 - I consider "In Style" to be the clothes that still fit.

#3 - I don't need anger management I need people to stop pissing me off.

#4 - My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance for idiots that needs work.

#5 - The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."

#6 - I have days when my life is just one tent shy of a circus.

#7 - These days, "on time" is when I get there.

#8 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.

#9 - Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!

#10 - Lately, I've noticed people my age are so much older than me.

#11 - "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I'm there.

#12 - When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment. Now it feels like a reward for spending a full hour on my feet.

#13 - Some days I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed.

#14 - I can drink and enjoy a beer.

#15 - I thought growing old would take longer.


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Re: As you get Older

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:lol: :lol: I like number 3 ;)
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Re: As you get Older

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I can lay claim to #3 & 4 :P :P :P
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Re: As you get Older

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Most fit but #10 and #11 fit best :lol:
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