Medicare Part G

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Medicare Part G

Post by LovelyLadyLux » Sat Apr 14, 2018 8:39 pm

FYI - in the USA you have to sign up for Medicare. I have Part A and B. I think Part C gives you Prescriptions and Part D is if you're a disability (I think - not sure) HENCE the joke coming from the US is a tongue in cheek of their medical system.

I was not familiar with Part G, are you?

Tongue in cheek but sadly true

If you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you, what do you do?

You may opt for Medicare Part G.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You may then shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered! As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!

And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes

Is this a great country or what?

Now that you have solved your senior Long-Term Care problem, enjoy the rest of your week!



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Re: Medicare Part G

Post by Horus » Sat Apr 14, 2018 8:43 pm

:lol: :lol: So very true
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