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PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:22 am  |  Posted from: Canada
  

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Who does Israel belong to?

An Israeli with a sense of humor at the UN has set the record straight.

An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.

A representative from Israel began:

"Before beginning my talk, I want to tell you something about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!' Moses removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock, and entered the water.

When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished.

A Palestinian had stolen them!"

The Palestinian UN representative jumped up furiously and shouted, "What are you talking about? The Palestinians weren't even there then!"

The Israeli representative smiled and said, "And now that we have made that perfectly clear, I will begin my speech..."


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 1:55 pm  |  Posted from: United Kingdom
  

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:lol: :lol: I like it, but many a true word is spoken in jest ;)

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