An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went.. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.
He whispered, 'I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME... YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY.'
The older lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her. As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her 'KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY..'!
So! The older lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.
IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince
THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLDER LADY'S KISS.
SUDDENLY THE OLDER LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS. NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLDER LADY TURNED INTO?
COME ON GUESS!
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SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST Travelodge SHE COULD FIND!!!
She's older..... NOT BLOODY DEAD!!
*****NOW I could have posted this into INTERCULTURAL RELATIONSHIPS to keep with the EGYPTIAN theme. For Prince INSERT MOHAMED and for Travel Lodge insert - on Lotus, Sonesta and on and on
The Little Old Lady
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