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Revenge of the Terrible Turd

There’s a hell of a smell in Dingly Dell
The pixies are washing their socks.
They were treading on grapes
For the wine that they make,
When one of them stamped on a box.

Like a bat out of hell, the stink and the smell
Had started to make them feel sick
For hidden inside and attempting to hide
Was a turd, the size of a brick.

They were hopping around with one foot off the ground
For pixies and elves don’t wear shoes
The socks that they wore, stopped their feet getting sore
When they trod on the grapes to make booze

But wherever they trod, their feet squelched in a bog
Of poo that had splattered the ground
Then a kindly old troll who was out for a stroll
Swept it up in a twenty foot mound

So at last I can tell that the smell in the dell
Has gone now forever I heard
For they flushed it away, down a pipe so they say
But is that the end of the turd?

Good one! 'Twas a Terrible Turd! The TTT effect

So, Are you the Kindly Old Troll, as Annie is obviously the Pixie who jumped on the box?

Loved it.

You've sussed me out MD

I shall think of you forever as a Kindly Old Troll, Horus. It could be worse, believe me!

We call 'em 'Richards'

(Southern cockney slang )

Mad Dilys wrote:I shall think of you forever as a Kindly Old Troll, Horus. It could be worse, believe me!

Sounds good to me MD saying as each morning I clear up after Annie collecting her 'Richard' as Grandad would call it and as she usually keeps to one small designated spot at the bottom of the garden, it would be easy to make a twenty foot mound.

And before LLL asks the question........as I am sure you will LLL

Richards = Richard III = Richard the Third = turd (rhyming slang )

Beat me to it Grandad!