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Brothel Sues a Church
What an interesting turn of events in Pahrump, Nevada… Diamond Ds brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the local Baptist...
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Fri Jun 28, 2019 10:52 pm
Japanese Surrender Site
JAPANESE Surrender Site Explained
Why did the US choose a US Navy Iowa-class battleship as the location for Japan's surrender in World War 2 even though they were in Tokyo Bay and could have used...
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Thu Jun 27, 2019 6:09 pm
Harley & God
The inventor Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, Since you've been such a good man and your Motorcycles...
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Thu Jun 27, 2019 6:06 pm
Remember when
REMEMBER WHEN:
All the girls had ugly gym slips
It took five minutes for the TV to warm up
Nearly everyone's Mum was home when the kids got home from school
Nobody owned a purebred dog
You'd...
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Thu Jun 27, 2019 5:58 pm
Affairs
The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said,
I've got some bad news You have cancer and you'd best put your affairs in order .
The woman was shocked but managed to compose herself and walk...
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Fri Jun 21, 2019 6:59 pm
Tired
I'm 73 and I'm Tired
This should be required reading for every man, woman
and child in the UK, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and the USA.
By Robert A. Hall
I'm 73
Except for one
semester...
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Thu Jun 13, 2019 6:13 am
Divorce
Republicans & Democrats
WRITTEN BY A YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT
The person who wrote this is a college (law) student. Perhaps there is hope for us after all.
THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN...
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Tue Jun 04, 2019 1:31 am
Irish
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'
The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'
The Irishman said, 'Well, we got...
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Fri May 17, 2019 10:46 pm
Mensa
Recently there was a Mensa convention in San Francisco. Mensa, as you probably know, is a national organization for people who have an IQ of 150 or higher.
Several of the Mensa members went out...
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Sat May 11, 2019 2:10 am
What now?
You just can’t fix stupid. Climate change needs other countries to also buy into the theory. Not likely.
How many coal plants are there in the world today?
The EU has 468 building 27 more... Total...
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Thu May 09, 2019 4:31 pm
Pure Genius!
I THINK HE SHOULD DO IT, MAYBE THE LEFT WELL SEE THE STUPID CRAP THEY ARE TRYING TO PASS OFF AS TRUTH.
Donna Trump.
When one tries to “reason” with a lefty democrat, remember you are dealing with...
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Wed May 01, 2019 8:40 pm
Why I like Retirement
Why I Like Retirement!
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Two hours after falling asleep on the couch.
Question:...
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Wed Apr 24, 2019 9:05 pm
F Word
Q uestion: When is the use of @#$% or @#$%ing acceptable?
Answer: There are only 11 times throughout history where the F word has been considered acceptable for use...
In ASCENDING order, those...
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Fri Apr 19, 2019 12:11 am
Friday
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went for counselling.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in all the years they had...
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Thu Apr 18, 2019 6:05 pm
America's Top 10
Of course we look like idiots - we are!
#10 Only in America... could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000.00 per plate Obama campaign fund-raising event.
# 09 Only in...
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Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:22 pm
Brilliance in Three Parts
BRILLIANCE IN 3 PARTS
Part I:
A Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry men.
B. Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women.
C. Allow those folks who want to abort...
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Sun Apr 07, 2019 9:14 pm
Murder Mystery
Do you like to read a good murder mystery? Not even Law and Order would attempt to capture this mess. This is an unbelievable twist of fate! At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic...
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Sun Apr 07, 2019 9:10 pm
Harley Davidson Layoffs
NEWS
- HARLEY DAVIDSON SPEAKS TO DECLINING BIKE SALES
The
reasons for the slump in sales at HD are not President Trump's fault.
Apparently
the Baby-Boomers all have motorcycles....
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Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:30 pm
Guns
From the USA
There are 30,000 gun related deaths per year by firearms. That is not disputed.
What is never shown, though, is a breakdown of those deaths to put them in perspective; as compared...
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Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:28 pm
The lawyer and the duck
The duck and the lawyer
A man was at the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and
asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded, I shot a duck and it fell into this field, and...
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Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:56 pm